Hu
While it is not known why Hu is enraged, it is believed that Fetus Claymore may have a cashew from his hidden peanut stache deep inside HQ dungeons. Immediately after this photo was shot, Hu started streaking around the 86th floor nude, bowling over and killing lil' Fred and Al Johnson in the process. Hu then jumped out of a closed window and flew to Capolo Peak to sing "a love song" to himself. Traces of Hu-fecal were left scattered all over HQ.
Vigils will not be held for the deceased.
- Staff Hu Man Walt Hu
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