Sad/delightful/chili-flavored news out of Jerk headquarters this afternoon as longtime staff member Aarwin "Every Other Thursday" Foof has lost his life. Early reports indicate Foof, who averaged 7.3 rebounds per game for the 2008 NBA champion Minnesota Timberwolves, tried to live in a refrigerator to "win a bet with a cockroach", but perished in the vegetable crisper at approximately 12:45 p.m. ERST.
"It's what the vegetable crisper would've wanted," said the freezer in a statement released by the refrigerator's lawyer, door handle.
Foof's purple sedan body will be auctioned off at the Jerk's 4th annual Body Part Auction & Spaghetti Cook-Off, August 7 at the Capolo Auditorium.
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