Creflo brought on as Staff Creflo

Creflo "D," known to close associates as Creflo, has been brought on board as Staff Creflo.

Creflo "D"

Creflo, which is short for Creflordamus, is wanted for hippo mutilation with the intent to distribute, and will immediately take space in cellar 4d where he will remain until he ceases to exist. No food will be given to Mr. D, and he will not be allowed to "fiddle with his dinkus." He will be on 24 hour video surveilance, and any attempt to dinkusize will be punishable by tuna.

- Staff Creflo Man Herman Creflo