It is believed Petunia was not immediately given a full-time position because of his unsightly third eye, and because of his paper clip eating problem.
Petunia's giant, blue shoe, Terry refused comment.
May 2, 2012
Petunia Hired On Probationary Basis
2:11 p.m. WST - The Jerk has announced the hiring of William "Linguini Neck" Petunia on a probationary basis. Petunia, who fought for the Quesh in the Zybo-Sher interplanetary war of 2002 and married an ice cube in July, 2007, will begin at an entry-level position massaging potatoes in the basement of the headquarters building.
It is believed Petunia was not immediately given a full-time position because of his unsightly third eye, and because of his paper clip eating problem.
It is believed Petunia was not immediately given a full-time position because of his unsightly third eye, and because of his paper clip eating problem.
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