Xomcheese Returns, Insane

Edward Xomcheese, longtime editor and fan favorite here at The Jerk, has returned. Upon hearing of the rumors that he had gone missing, Xomcheese returned with a vengeance.

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Xomcheese released the following statement through his spokesman, Bob Brenly:

"I did not, despite reports to the contrary, EVER go missing. I simply chose a rebirth. I have traveled the world wide, from the United States to Canada, and have come back a man on a mission. That mission? To eliminate this blog from within. I will infiltrate. I will infest. I will destroy. Not one will survive, not even Glenn.

All of you remember me as the gracious Ed Xomcheese-harmless, kind, poo-giving. That Xomcheese is no more. My name is now Eddie Xomcheese The Great - and you will all suffer my wrath."

Authorities have been called.

- Staff Xomcheese Man Warren Lump