Frozengard Finds Way Through Woods, Back to HQ

Frozengard has been spotted.

"He's back."

That was what Staff President Rodney Glenn had to say after hearing of the arrival. Frozengard, according to associated press reports, has apparently been undercover in Chile attempting to hunt down the famous Acorn Murderer. He was unsuccessful, however, and returned to HQ while attempting to pick his nose.

Frozengard



Frozengard will not be hired, but instead will be assassinated at first light tomorrow. He is currently locked in HJ dungeon.

- Staff Frozengard Man Bilbo Binkley