Ballspeed: Hired

Richardson (Ricky) "Moondance" Ballspeed has been hired, according to Staff Moron Oscar Rainbow. Ballspeed is set to take on the role of Staff Ballspeed - chiefly responsible for recruiting or executing more Ballspeeds.

Moondance


Ballspeed, commonly mistaken for a coffee-pot with legs, has "had enough with the almond situation" around HQ, and will look to immediately recruit more Ballspeeds to deal with that and other "issues that need to be taken care of" around the office.

Ballspeed is famous for his cover photo on the Walnut Times (September, 1967), which he received for being voted the "Man of the Millennium - 1000 - 2000 A.D."

- Staff Walrus Fimby Fu