Sad news from GaHarry Land as Vertnin GaHarry, believed to be the last of the more-than 7,000 GaHarrys, has succumbed to a tissue overdose in his hometown of Russoport.
Vertnin was responsible for the Peanut Butter Helmet Uprisings of 2006, as well as a wheelbarrow crash in 2010 that injured several dandelions.
Funeral services scheduled for August 6 have been canceled due to lack of Ronald Sanderson.
"Ronald won't be able to make it."
- Ronald Sanderson's lawyer, turnip
- Plumptin Valley Times Staff Writer Thomas D. Buck
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