Former staff correspondent and egg man in the 1970s, Yu Bagway, was found dead in his home Thursday afternoon. A man named Harvey and his pet soft-boiled egg, Rodney say Bagway was playing his clarinet and rubbing butter on his head, as is his usual routine on Thursdays, when they heard a loud booming sound coming from Bagway's living room. The sound was unrelated to Bagway's death as police have found he died of a wall socket overdose.
Funeral services were canceled due to lack of waffles.
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