New Bogoba Hired, Several Staff Members Screaming

Shitknuckle Bogoba, long known "terrorist of the north," has been hired on as Staff Computer.

Bogoba

Bogoba, who is long known to have alliances with the Rainbow family, plans on world domination.

"My role as Staff Computer is two-fold: First, I will compute things as if I were a computer. Second, I will use my computational skills to devise a plan for world domination - during my non-working hours, of course."

Several Staff members, including Brucklin Crugg, were seen screaming and sprinting around HQ upon the arrival of Shitknuckle. Crugg has since been proclaimed missing.

- Staff Correspondent James Testicalia