Back From the Dead - Robert Blompton

Bob Blompton, former staff employee who was killed for making too many hires by one of Rainbow's assassins - is back. This time around, he will go by Robert Blompton, and will take on the role of Staff Hirer.

Blompton

"I've come back from the dead to rectify the corruption that has ruled this blog since my departure, and I intend to do so through swift hires and smelly doos." That was the statement released through Blompton's first hire - Staff Blompton PR Manager Gevin Pock.

Pock

Gevin Pock Bio

Name: Gevinsly Walter Pock, Jr.

Relatives: Rory and Olin Pock

Poo: Yes

Education: Pock U. (Did not graduate)

Experience: Horse Stable Manager - February 7, 1933

Comments: Likes onions and salamander poo

Please join us in welcoming Blompton and Pock to the staff.

- Beau Fimmons