Qwoggman
While it is not known why the Jerk believed that a Staff Boxer was needed, Qwoggman did provide a bio upon his hire.
Name: Vumpson Oscar Qwoggman
DOB: 1876
Height: Unknown
Weight: 476 lbs.
Tattoo: Capolo, Left Arm
Spouse: Murray Rainbow
Fecal: Brown, Spotted
Education: Rainbow College of The Fecal Arts - Graduated with Doody - March, 1912
Comments: Career boxing record of 1-612; Only known victory was by FKO (Fecal Knock Out) over recently deceased Rutherford Crugg)
Please join the staff in welcoming Vump Qwoggman.
- Staff elephant Olin Pock
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