"The place was full of Xomcheese's" said the Five, through their interpreter, Helicopter Fimply.
Jerk Staff was forced to move fast, but managed to evade any deaths outside that of Emmitt Braybush, Staff Pincher. No one was particularly sad to see him go.
Braybush (Dead)
Fimply Five
In response to the hostile invasion, Staff Luminary Brooble Fonchonski vowed revenge.
"They won't get away with this unscathed," said Fonchonski, "We've got Xomcheeses already on the prowl."
More updates to come in the wee hours of the night.
- Staff Correspondent Cluff Clovven
Not Pictured: Plombshire Crugg
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