Pepano Deaths Rocks Headquarters

Sal and Al Pepano have been offed by Pal Fimply, who returned from the dead to take over from the deceased Pepanos as Staff Assassin, according to Pal Fimply.

"There's a new avocado in town," said Fimply.


Fimply





Al and Sal Pepano (1883-2010)


Fimply also released a chilling statement through his goldfish, Ron:

"I'll off every Pepano that swims in my mustard pool. The Fimplys are the new name in assassinations at Hey Jerk."