Fonchonski Associate Offs Gallon McCafferty

Known Fonchonski associate Bill (William) Quempton has killed former Staff PR Man Gallon McCafferty. This marks the second McCafferty death in as many days. Will there be more McCaffertys around the blog?

"Count on it." remarked Oscar Rainbow, in his first statement since his retreat to the jungle.


Quempton


In related news, it has been discovered that Quempton is the first person associated with this blog in over 2 months to have all of his extremities.

- Staff Correspondent Shensen Queh

Not Pictured: Zeelski Obergateau