March 4, 2010
Cotillion Has Accident
While having routine nose-point-removal surgery, former staff president Squib Cotillion had his feet and most of his legs eaten by a rabid hippopotamus. It's the end of a difficult week for Cotillion, who was removed from office, Tuesday and watched his good friend Adonde Sanchules perish in a roast beef sandwich incident a few hours later.
The hippo, Ken, had no comment.
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