BREAKING: He's Back!

Fat Neck Glenn, once a staple here at The Jerk, is back. Considered a sure-bet to one day run this blog, Glenn fell into mediocrity, holding positions such as Staff Dentist, Staff Doctor, and Staff Dead Doctor. Shortly after, Fat Neck was believed to be dead.

However, as of this morning, The Jerk has agreed to hire on the now alive Glenn as Staff Poo Man.

"I'm glad to be back, and poo will take a whole new direction around here. I'm going to put some order around the poo chaos!"

Glenn


In unrelated news, Arnie Vlenstock is dead. More on that later.

- Staff Hippo Man Squib Cotillion

Not Pictured: Ed Xomcheese