February 10, 2010

C. Vanderells Disrupts Taping of New Show, Kidnaps Water Fountain



Hey Jerk lawyer C. Vanderells Bwon, set to make his acting debut on Wednesday's series premiere of A Trunk Full of Bwons, instead caused a disturbance by de-pantsing and making off with a water fountain.

The fountain, silver, left behind a puddle and a giant hole in the wall later named "Marty".

The show, expected to carry HEYJERKTV's Wednesday lineup, was canceled mid-way through today's pilot episode and Bwon, who earlier in the week lost his ear in a hobo-related incident, was still AWOL at press time.

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