Eddie Bingo And Sons

 Richard Nixon has been assassinated, and as such, can no longer serve as Staff President. To be fair, he did absolutely nothing during his ...

 Richard "Rich" Nixon has been hired to change things.  Nixon (Hired) Nixon, formerly President of the United Mules of America, ha...

 44th Staff President Hannk Quebec has been offed, according to HJ Head of Security Oscar Rainbow.  Quebec (Dead) Quebec was an unliked Pres...

Farley Dizzums has been brought on to oversee all Lyle-related issues at the site, according to a dab of honey mustard familiar with the sit...

Percy Valley 7, Dandelion College 4 Dwayne 11, South Vanessa 8 Weeb Town 2, Soup 1 Ibbit 8, Zlay County 4 Freddy Technical Institute 6, Moob...

Xavier Wax brought his family of sardines to this country long ago and Saturday afternoon the 53-year old former mustard water addict became...

 

Eep Tech 7, Fitz U 4 Maddabowie 11, Chin State 1 Linda Bleeker College 5, Zous 2 Wayne State 14, Plipp 10 Zook Valley Community College 6, M...

A rare photo of former president Warren Gav was found recently. The photo, which shows Gav presiding over the famous pistachio fight and squ...

One dark and farty day Big Nose Larry was snooping around town sniffing a baby licking the concrete you know NORMAL stuff people do.  Larry ...

 The Jerk has made its first official hire in over 26 years, bringing on Nuggets McButt to "run the operation." Nuggets McButt ...

 

 - future headline about Bonnie Bingo, written by Eddie Bingo Source: Many Bingos newsletter, March, 2020

First round picks by Al F. (odd picks), and Terry (even) 1) Ottawa - Dan Devito Jr., Derwood Tech. Highlights: Ate a Kent whole (October ...

2:35 pm - Darren Durly hiring ceremony 3:40 - Let's throw sandals at that guy over there, Northeast Regional qualifying round 5:15 - din...

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