Hank Quebec Appointed President

Henry (HANK) Quebec has been named President of the Jerk by former President Bobby Blue, who will immediately take on the Head Poo Officer position.

"It's what I've fought for."  - Bob Blue

Quebec

Quebec announced immediate sweeping changes to the loser Blue's regime, starting with all bathroom facilities being left "un-cleaned" until the 2025-2026 season.

- Staff Correspondent Bobby Blue