Pennycow Is Back (Mule)

Nardsuckle Pennycow (Mule) has risen from the dead (as was foreseen by Reech Plumscroch)

Pennycow (Mule) (Alive)

Pennycow (Mule) seems to have had a testicular-removal procedure performed since his death (ostrich) but otherwise is in good spirits.

"All hail President Hu!" - Bobby Timmons

Celebrations are being held on the 112th Floor Southeast Wing (urinals).

- Staff Contributor Oscar Rainbow Jr.