Dead Again: Staff Mogul, Ernie Ploop, Eaten

Ernesto "Shonsway" Ploop, former Staff Mogul, was found eaten and fecaled this morning at the foot of Staff Hobo Chuck Frozengards cubicle. He was thought to have died over a month ago, but apparently persisted.

Ploop (DEAD)



Frozengard denied the whole event.

"I've been framed. I know when I doo, and this wasn't my doo. Too green and moist. "

An investigation is underway but will not lead anywhere.

- Staff Ploop Ernie Ploop