Editor's Secret Illustrations Revealed

Hey Jerk has just obtained the secret illustrations of editor Capolo, who is believed to have created the art works during his two-week stay at Muresan Asylum earlier this month.

The first drawing is called "Timmy Tinkles", and according to Capolo's barely-legible notes from his stay at Muresan the illustration is worth "over 1,000 penguins".



The second drawing is thought to be Capolo's version of Antenna Man, a popular, 1960s superhero from Uruguay. In Capolo's notes, he mentions meeting Antenna Man underneath a kitchen sink in 1975, and also threatens to kidnap a hot dog bun.



The final piece is an autograph of Beckman Goolie, Capolo's alter-ego from 1998 until just a few days ago when Goolie was killed in a mayonnaise spill.




- Source: Hey Jerk Library, copyright 2011