Shocking news out of the Jerk broom closet as staff leader Fat Neck Glenn has hired Zed Xomcheese as Staff Picker. Xomcheese, the brother/celery man of editor Ed Xomcheese, will be responsible for picking noses, tookus, ears, the right tomatoes at the grocery store and naval.
Xomcheese released a statement through his hot dog retailer, Pepano Wertz:
"I'm getting rid of Ernie Berman. That's job No. 1."
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