Frompley Makes Second Hire in Less Than a Day

Reggie Frompley has done it again. Not even 24 hours into his new gig as Staff CEO, Frompley announced the second hire of his regime, former Staff Cabbage Man Nedkey Bopoo.

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Bopoo will instead take over as new Staff Aschermann, according to Staff Aschermann correspondent Mooshckin Giles.

Please join us in welcoming Nedkey Bopoo to our staff.