Staff Czar Tuftberry Forms Staff Jail

In the first of what is to be many moves by new Staff Czar Clifton Tuftberry, a Staff Jail has been formed. Any staff members, civilians, or otherwise, will be held in the jail while their cases are in the court systems, or if convicted of a crime. To this end, a new Staff Judge will be appointed within 24 hours.

Staff Jail



In addition, Staff Czar announced his first arrest, Staff Button Enthusiast Wendell Didier. Didier is suspected of committing the recent mass homicide here at The Jerk, but Tuftberry is keeping it under tight wraps for now. "Didier killed them all" he said.

Wendell Didier (Under Arrest)



More news to come as Didier is held at the Staff Jail until the trial begins.

- Staff Correspondent Shensen Queh