Hey Jerk has announced the hiring of a staff cereal man, Varook Didier. The Qwimm County native has worked exclusively with flakes over an 11-year career, but is expected to oversee all aspects of the blog's cereal division, including bran, multi-grain and most cereals with banana.
With the blog's dwindling resources, Didier will not be paid, though he will have private access to the barbecue sauce pool.
Other Didiers are expected to arrive on the Didier Bus, early next month.
didier is good people.
ReplyDeleteThe Didier clan is here to re-write history. Count on it.
ReplyDeleteHe'll be dead by weeks end.
ReplyDeleteDidiers smell like olives
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