Hey Jerk staff king Buck Crugg-Fonchonski has been diagnosed with Clumms Disease after doctors discovered a Donovan Fimply growing out the top of his head.
It's the second affliction for Fonchonski in the calendar year-a cheeto stuck in his eye socket left the 83-year old bed-ridden for nearly four hours in January.
Crugg-Fonchonski will begin treatment immediately.
I found a Crugg growing on the back of an apple tarte recipe that was floating around my house!
ReplyDeleteCruggs mate with apple tarts.
ReplyDeleteDisgusting but true.