Staff Chef Hired

Hey Jerk has announced the hiring of its first staff chef, Zirnbo 14, from the planet Qwumba. Zirnbo 14's good friend and neighbor Zezbro 7 was hired as staff security, February 10, the first inter-planetary hire at the Jerk, but has since gone missing.

"Jorsop yelznick," Zirnbo 14 said in a prepared statement.