After a bizarre week that saw him grow wings and sky-poo, Hey Jerk staff editor Capolo checked himself into Quinkley Asylum, early Tuesday morning.
Quinkley is one of the world's leading institutions for the cabbagely-insane, and housed Oscar Rainbow last month. Capolo, who has ears made of cottage cheese, is expected to spend a minimum of three weeks at the asylum.
"We're going to keep a close eye on Mr. Capolo," said Quinkley employee Fennington Piso. "He showed up early this morning and demanded to speak to 'the termite in charge'. We're pretty worried."
- Calvin Sanchules
What's Capolo's first name? Is it Cosmo?
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ReplyDeleteThat's ridiculous. Is your mother a drunk? No offense, of course.
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ReplyDeleteI heard it's actually Stan.
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Ernie Capolo is what I heard.
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