RAINBOW KILLS PISO IN BRAWL UNDER BRIDGE, TRIAL COMING

In shocking Hey Jerk exclusive news, Oscar Rainbow retreated from the forest to confront longtime nemesis Bog Piso, a fellow insane local judge who once sentenced Rainbow to four hours in a shed.

Oscar Rainbow - latest photo (Zebra - Rodney)

Bog Piso - local insane judge and Rainbow nemesis

The bridge under which the brawl occurred

The Rainbow/Piso issues are believed to have stemmed not from the Piso sentencing of '73, but from a walrus adoption gone awry in early spring 1964. Rainbow, insane, fully intended to adopt a young walrus, and was first in line at the agency to do so. Piso, however, had the same idea - and is believed to have cut in line and successfully adopted the walrus (Ted.) (Note - unsubstantiated rumor - Yeti Times - 4/7/1964).

Several brawls have taken place between that day and today; none, however, as disastrous as this random encounter. It is believed via crime scene investigation that the brawl started as a war of poo, with each slinging fecal matter at the other (as two insane men normally would.) However, Rainbow went completely insane, and murdered Piso in warm blood with a piece of railroad track found nearby.

The blog would like to offer our sincerest condolences to the Piso family - Jerry, Bobbo, Ted the walrus, and Xavier. Rainbow is currently in FBI custody - trial to come.

- Larry, Staff Hippo