Newly appointed Hey Jerk Staff Crugg Grover Crugg has suffered a massive heart attack. Suffice it to say, we here at the Jerk are not overly shocked at this revelation. However, unlike previous Cruggs, Grover survived the ordeal and will continue with his position that he has now held for over 4 hours.
"No heart attack is gonna sack this Crugg!" - Grover Crugg, 47 minutes ago
these Cruggs are a real pain in the ass, aren't they?
ReplyDeleteI think he faked the heart attack. the cruggs have been doing this kind of thing for generations.
ReplyDeleteI say bomb them all back to the Crugg Age