The Jerk has made its first official hire in over 26 years, bringing on Nuggets McButt to "run the operation."
Nuggets McButt
"Nuggets McButt will run the operation." - Staff President Hannk Quebec
McButt will take Norton Foo's old office on the west wing of the 344th floor. Please note that Dr. McButt does not share restroom facilities; therefore, all employees of the west wing on the 344th floor will need to find other avenues to relieve themselves, effective immediately.
"I'm going to change things around here - you'll see!" - Nuggets McButt
What Dr. McButt plans to change remains to be seen, but his first change was hiring a restroom operator - Nuggets McButt Sr.
Please join me (Richard Ploop) in welcoming Dr. McButt to our staff! Celebratory oranges are available in the cafeteria.
- Staff Beat Writer Ollwind Gooseker
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