New staff announced

Several new staff members were added Sunday morning, including staff vice president Kiki Leech,

who arrived by wheat bread boat just a few hours ago.

Also hired:

Emissions: bacon bits trucks
Jenna Plunk

Couch - 44th floor lounge
Dimes/nickels: Gladys Marbury

Hair, etc: Warren Wayshore

Pointing at rain drops (summer), snow (winter)
Gwen Crugg

Earlobe
Wei Sui-Bing

Human-to-blueberry transition
Timothy Ash

Envelope-related paper cuts/sealing envelopes
Horace Stanton Jr.