Steamy Ned Hired

**BREAKING NEWS**

May 17th, 2344

Ottawa - Breaking news out of Portland today as prestigious, world-renowned blog site "Coolies 'r' Us" announced the hiring of Steamy Ned as Staff Belt Removal Technician.

Ned

Ned was drawn on a piece of old, lined paper rather than in Microsoft Paint due to the fact that an editor of this site is too lazy to open Microsoft Paint. Other than that, he has two eyes.

Ned will report directly to Staff Egypt Juan Torres.


- Staff Contributor Fob Quinkley