Pong played for 11 seasons in the NBA, first for the Dallas Mavericks as a backup point guard/salamander, then for the final three seasons of his career was the center on the New York "Knickerbockers", famously swallowing whole Boston guard Dee Brown during a late-March game at "Boston Garden".
Pong then became a ham sandwich for the entirety of the 2000s, but he's recently moved in the direction of pastas and rices, according to his biographer Otis Lazlo.
"He's recently moved in the direction of pastas and rices," Lazlo's biographer, Art Corey, said to Lazlo of Pong. "And if you'll excuse me, I'll be the one to mow that ceiling fan, thank you very much."
Corey then boarded a spaceship and [zoomed] off into outer space to "cover the Moon vs. Jupiter state quarterfinals" (London Times, May, 1968).
Other Tuesday hirings include a guy hiding underneath that desk in room 125, Tripp Sandoval (staff towel rack) and the Dansbury Twins as Corey & Pierre Plouse.
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