"Haboote Vongavich is a well-liked man."
- Anonymous
"Haboote will bring us into the new millennium the same way his father did: wearing a pastrami helmet and carrying Merle Feinstein's left leg."
- Anonymous
"Vongavich? Kid can grab a defensive rebound, I'll tell you that much. Without him, we don't beat P'Q'W'Shon Prep and take home the Carpet Sample Book in '87."
- "Coach" Hubert Barfield
"Vongavich is a hated individual."
- Capolo Henderson
"Over a 17-day span in the early-1990s, Haboote Vongavich was eaten by a small group of squirrels."
- Squirrel historian Natalie Kellog
"I haven't had any luck reaching him, so maybe your site can help me. This is a direct message to Haboote Vongavich: I need my left leg back."
- Merle Feinstein
"I told you a number of times to get off of my roof. I do not want to be interviewed."
- Rhonda Bly
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