Woo Announces Candidacy

Warren Woo (H-Zipp County) has announced his candidacy for office for the upcoming election. When asked which election he would be running in, Woo jumped in his spaceship and flew to the ceiling.

Woo has held several offices during his four hours as a politician. Two hours ago he was vice president of melting at the Zipp County Ice Cube Museum and a few minutes ago, acting as interim Stander & Pointer, he successfully lobbied to have all of the gravel removed from city streets in his hometown of Capolo Valley.

Woo is planning several initiatives if he is elected in November, including the confiscation of Courtney Gerald's ears, as well as the execution of Hey Jerk Staff Raisin Johnny Bebop.


- Correspondent Marcus Melon