The Jerk has announced the hiring of a new nose, Mort.
Mort is attached to Craig Luxford's face, but Luxford was not given a staff position after he ended his Monday morning interview by bathing in an egg salad wading pool and videotaping the proceedings.
The video, titled "Eggs For Craigs", was later eaten by staff editor Capolo Henderson.
Meanwhile, Mort comes to the Jerk with plenty of experience, including sneezing for Patricia Clarkson in 1997, and winning "Largest" and "Closest to the Sky" at the 2003 Nostrils.
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