Finally, Dangerfield on Board as New Editor

Rodney Dangerfield, formerly Staff Ugly for the rival blog capolosmellslikeonions.blogspot.com, has been brought on as a new Staff Editor.

Dangerfield

Dangerfield, who is blind in both eyes and has a second rear end on his chest, is looking to bring a new style to the Jerk, with his toilet humor and lack of personal hygiene. Dr. Rodney's left ear fell off during the proceedings, but his right ear remains (deaf). Dangerfield's nose, Henry, refused comment.

Dangerfield can no longer "speak," but did make a noise in response to his hiring:

"Mehhhhhhh."

Dangerfield strongly resembles fellow editor Oscar Rainbow, who did not comment on the hire. Granted, Rainbow isn't happy and will most likely retaliate (carrot).

Please expect Mr. Dangerfield to "expire" within the next few hours, before he can contribute.

- Staff Doo Donkey Face Nelson