May 14, 2012

Super Harvey Arrives, Fights Crime Around HQ

Harvey Gladsphere, Formerly Ed Smith, has pronounced himself "Super Harvey" and will begin fighting crime with "nothing but his fists, his will, and his ding-a-ling."

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Harvey, once eaten by a giraffe, has regained the strength in his only remaining arm and has vowed to use it "for good." He released the following statement through his PR team, led by Joe Maglio (deceased):

"I vow to fight crime."

Harvey can be expected to be dead within a week.

- Staff Harvey Man R.T. Hoobopo

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