Foogaah Al-PooKahKah Finally On Board

Foogaah Al-PooKahKah, of the Ontario Al-PooKahKah's, has finally been brought "onboard" by Staff President Fat Neck Rodney Glenn Minkus. Foogaah will immediately take on the role of Staff Coolie.

Al-PooKahKah

Once known as an international terrorist, Al-PooKahKah has since changed his ways, and his underwear, to those that are more fitting of a three legged man. He has taken to the teachings of our lord, Ed, and his beloved followers, the Eddians.

"As the great Ed once said - a shoe not being worn is a shoe without a foot." This is the motto that Foogaah lives by, the motto that has gotten him through his self-proclaimed "dark times."

The story goes that after murdering a mongoose in late 1994, Mr. Al-PooKahKah saw the light, or lights, of a large 747 coming straight his way. He was hit, and later found on the planet Zoopakavitch, where he was forced to conform to Zoopakavitchian law and their ruler, the Great Sal Capizzi. Capizzi took to Al-PooKahKah, appointing him his war general, and Foogaah conquered the evil Mercurians and bombed the planet into oblivion (Mercury: 0 - 1994 A.D.)

Please join us in welcoming Mr. Al-PooKahKah on board, where he will be sure to please coolies "all over HQ."

- Staff Warren Ted Mummp




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