Otto Von Plooben Hired

Otto Von Plooben, formerly convicted of pigicide (The state of Illinois v. Otto Von Plooben, 1966), was released from Warren Quigley Prison for the Overweight yesterday and immediately hired on by President Glenn as Staff Pig Nutritionist.

Von Plooben


Von Plooben, who flies to search for prey and squandered giraffe brains, landed on HQ premises at approximately 7:05 AM GST this morning. He took his place under Fred Guagaloo's footstool and will remain there until assassinated.

- Staff Fruit Fly Randy Floo