Donnie Walsh: New Coolie GM

Coolie owner Stefan Kristensen has decided the squadron needed a new direction. Early Friday morning, he fired ex-GM Hector Winfield and hired on Donald Walsh, who leaves his post as New York Knicks GM to take on a "new challenge." Walsh will be compensated with 4 Kork Ashirmin bobble heads per year.

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Walsh offered a statement through his dead person interpreter, Edwin Edwinnio:

"I plan on offing half the squad within a weeks time. That's all for now."

The Coolies will have to deal with this shocking news while preparing for today's game against the Portland Yetis.

- Beat Writer Juan DelCoolie