Staff Elevator Hired

George Bipley, formerly Aaron Ballspeed, has been brought on as Staff Elevator.

Bipley



Bipley has over 50 years experience in the elevator industry, and once molested a striped bass.

Bipley Bio

Name: George Philibuster Bipley
Sex: M
Height: Unknown
Weight: 1,445 lbs.
Feet: yes
Hair: hidden
Partner: Walt Bipley III
Comments: Loves crop-dusting around children's playgrounds and watching reactions; dislikes walrus's and Robert Feathers.

Please discontinue use of the lobby elevators and use Mr. Bipley for all cross-floor transfers.

- Warren Lump