Delicious news out of the 8th floor janitorial closet at headquarters as Boris Kafelnik was found with spaghetti in his pants Tuesday morning. It's the third instance of Pasta Pants™ in the last month for the troubled ex-dolphin, who came to this country in 2005 with a dream to free all microwaves from H.A.P. (home appliance persecution).
Kafelnik's lawyer, Otto Lesper, declined underwear.
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