Ernesto "Shonsway" Ploop, former Staff Mogul, was found eaten and fecaled this morning at the foot of Staff Hobo Chuck Frozengards cubicle. He was thought to have died over a month ago, but apparently persisted.
Ploop (DEAD)
Frozengard denied the whole event.
"I've been framed. I know when I doo, and this wasn't my doo. Too green and moist. "
An investigation is underway but will not lead anywhere.
- Staff Ploop Ernie Ploop
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