Hey Jerk Cardinals Waiting to Hear On Replacement for Massimino

In the meantime, the starting roster for '11-'12 campaign has been released.

PG - Philium Bill - 5'3", 125 lbs - Bill University

SG - B. Feathers - 5'5", 143 lbs - N/A

F - Capolo Henderson - 5'8", 274 lbs - Fonchonski State

F - Yo Bah - 1'1". 12 lbs - Hong Kong Culinary Institute

C - "Big-O" Rainbow - 5'4", 133 lbs - O'Shoogie Asylum

Coach - TBD

- Trent B.