Shermania
Sherman, who has all four limbs, also appears to be growing additional red stick-hands out of his face. When questioned about this, Shermania seemed ignorant.
"What are you talking about? I'm the best looking piece of meat you have ever seen, and I have 14 secret appendages in places you will never discover. Unless I remove my pants, then you'll be able to see them and they won't be secret anymore. "
Bio
Name: Sherman Shermontavious Shermania
DOB: 4/11/1905
Sex: N/A
Height: No
Weight: 15 lbs.
Marital Status: No
Partner: Harvey Golfspeed (1967-Present)
Experience: Fetus Burger, 1645-1946, Golf Carts 'R' Us, 1988
Comments: Loves placenta soup, rashes; hates short toenails, cursive
Please join us in murdering Sherman Shermania as quickly as possible.
Staff Correspondent Oogee Wosp
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