Recent Melvin happenings:
* The MA (Melvins Anonymous) meetings, normally scheduled for 3 PM every Sunday afternoon at the local watering hole, Water Hole, have been rescheduled for 3:01 PM every Sunday afternoon. Please mark your calendars accordingly.
* "Melvins In The Workplace: A Documentary on Melvins in Modern Day Corporate America" is looking for actors and actresses to portray Melvins in the upcoming blockbuster. To apply, email melvinq1974@hotmail.com.
* Attention all Stans, Harolds, and Robert Feathers - please go away. This news is for Melvins only.
* The Melvin Skateboarding club has been shut down due to lack of skateboards. Will not be re-established at a later date.
* Melvin Hombash - please contact the blog directly. Gary-related incident needs be discussed.
* Notable Melvin deaths this week: Melvin Hombash, local Gary historian. Also Ted Fummly.
- Staff Melvin Correspondent Ted Fummly
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